Perpetual Smile

Most people use some form of entertainment when sitting on the potty. My two-year-old cousin Kat likes to be read to. Mike reads whatever magazine or newspaper is available (sometimes even video game inserts). I’ll read whatever novel I’m currently reading, or sometimes I’ll even journal.

But what if you want to work those arm muscles while working those sphincter muscles? Playing sports is a great way to relax and work out, so it’s easy to see why one might want to play a few holes while spending time on the john.

Move over, Strong As Steel. Ladies, gentlemen, fellow bloggers, and people of the internets, I give you the Potty Putter:

No. Seriously. I saw this commercial yesterday, just before I went to Mike’s softball game. And I giggled uncontrollably while he and his mom looked on.

I’m just waiting for Potty Hockey to come out, because I think golf is lame and that way I can feel athletic (we all know that sports and clumsy, awkward nerds don’t mix well).