Perpetual Smile

I knew Mike was superstitious about Game Day, but I never knew just how bad it was! The following Facebook IM transcript depicts devout superstition. Reader beware, you’re in for a scare!

Elizabeth: can i wear a jersey? <3<3

Mike: um no

Elizabeth: WHAT

Mike: i only have that one manning jersey

Elizabeth: you always wear two you liar

Mike: no i wear the the shirt robbie gave to me and my long white sleeve and the manning

Elizabeth: you wear two jerseys
and that shirt

Mike: no i do not [know] what your talking about

Elizabeth: of course you don't - it's because you're LYING because you don't want me to wear it!

Mike: white long sleeve,grey soupcan shirt and the the manning

Elizabeth: plus the sanders or something
and i have a big blister on my heel ):

Mike: i cant wear the sanders cause he is out for season and if i wear it brings bad luck

Elizabeth: but you've BEEN wearing it!!

Mike: my unitas only gets worn when we play baltimore

Elizabeth: i make fun of you EVERY. TIME. because it's funny that you wear all of those clothes!

Mike: i havent wore my sanders since octobers injury
this is my routine and it works ok so back off

Elizabeth: (snort)
I'm making fun of you on Twitter*

Mike: your an asshole brat (snort) right back

Elizabeth: hahaha no, i’m awesome

Mike: what ever i am superstious with the colts i dont care what anyone says including you

Elizabeth: i so love you

*No actual harming of the Michael was done