Archive for January 13th, 2009

A public service announcement

Posted in Random, Rantastic on 01/13/2009 10:39 pm by Elizabeth Kaylene

In my current medically-induced stoned state, I realized that I have way too much scented lotion. Why the hell do women give other women lotion as gifts? For some reason, we think that it’s a “safe” gift. We think that girls can never have enough lotion or body wash or bubble bath stuff.

Stop. Please.