How to Have a Romantic Evening When She's Sick
Posted in Boring Old Life, Random on 01/03/2009 02:37 pm by Elizabeth Kaylene- Her equilibrium will most likely be more off than usual. Be prepared to catch her when she falls or when she sways to the left or right. Leave extra lights on just in case she has to make a midnight trip to the bathroom, and keep a flashlight on hand for emergencies.
- Be her personal heater or air conditioner. She’s probably going to take the blankets off and put them right back on more than you can count, so be sure to keep her extra tucked in when she’s cold and allow her easy escape for when she gets hot.
- If your gal is using NyQuil, refrain from keeping her awake. She will most likely babble and then fall over drunk when she tries to get up. When you catch her, tuck her right back in and stop any attempts she makes at getting up again.
- When she tries to steal the blanket from you in her sleep — even if she already has her own — let her. She’ll probably be hot again in a minute, anyway.
- In the morning, when she tells you she feels unsexy, don’t lie to her. Instead, tell her how unsexy you feel.
- Don’t sweat it when she doesn’t thank you for taking her out to breakfast. She’s too out of it to remember her manners.
01/04/2009 at 1:05 pm
Cute. CHRISTINA took care of me while I was sick and of course, she caught what I had so I took care of her. That’s all true. (=-
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01/05/2009 at 7:54 pm
@Ted: Isn’t it funny how that works out?